Manda And The Boy Wonder

Manda And The Boy Wonder via Gimme Your Hand Entertainment FORUM

MANDA:
I read articles from you before and you really like talking about your wang-dang, lol. But when are we going to see the goods?? What are the chances of Rex and Donnie giving the girls something to look at?? <3


The Boy Wonder:     
[sic] hay donnie r u or ne1 else at ur website going 2 post naked pics of ppl? like have an adult section? and how cum ur site says its not censered but u censered teh word f*** in ur wtc post? that rex guy says f*** all the time and doesnt censer it.

Manda, sweetie, you sound like an over-sexed pile of lust... but in a slutty kind of way. Of course Donnie talks about his danglin' man fruit. If you had a child, and you were really proud of the creature, wouldn't you want to brag about him / her / it? As far as showing you "the goods", forget it. The power of the Donnie Peen is much too strong for you, grasshopper. Keep on truckin'.   

Boy Wonder, you need a dictionary, a thesaurus, and some straight-up school learnin'. Trying to read your messages makes Donnie go cross-eyed, and want to break your face. First off, GimmeYourHand.com isn't a censored site. We have the freedom to do whatever we want there. Donnie chooses to do things his own way, and if Donnie doesn't want to use an "F" bomb, he won't. If Donnie wants to censor YOUR "F" bombs, he will. (And he did.) If you and Manda want to ask Rex a question about how he conducts himself, or if he will grant the pleasure of flashing you his hog, talk to him about it, not Donnie. To answer your porno question, no. There are no plans to add an adult section to the website that features graphic nudity. So, maybe you need to take a cold shower, or shake the seed from your ever-throbbing what-not without the visual aid of naughty bits.

ADDITIONAL NOTE: Donnie has been sent a few pictures from people who claim they found some dirty pics of Donnie on adult websites. Most of the guys in the pics look nothing like Donnie. Let's get this straight for the last time. Donnie is NOT a member of ANY adult sites, and does NOT post or share naked photos of himself with ANYONE. STOP sending Donnie pictures of naked dudes while claiming that they are him. They are NOT.

Donnie doesn't even own a phone like that.

Kevin

Kevin (Location Unknown)

You must have girls all over you because women can't resist an asshole.

Apparently, neither can your thumb.

Savannah

Savannah (Location Unknown) 

* The following comment was left as feedback for an article published here: DONNIE RANTS *

how dare you insult people like myself and christianity in general by calling us pathetic losers!! homosexuality is a sin and gay people will all taste the fires of hell. my hope is that you people change your wicked ways or else the pure rise up and wipe you all off our planet. i'll be praying for you and i will also be waiting for an apology

How cute. Some dizzy broad with a porn star name is lecturing Donnie About morals. And a APOLOGY? From DONNIE?  *giggle*  You would sooner see a CINCO DE MAYO festival sponsored by the state of ARIZONA before you'd ever get an apology from Donnie.

Let's get this straight, dunce. Donnie NEVER insulted Christianity. The biggest insult to Christianity is people like you who spread hate and intolerance, yet refer to yourselves as "Christians". Christianity is supposed to be a religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ - a man who was full of love and forgiveness. Folks like YOU condemn the acts of abortion doctors, yet "rejoice" when one of those doctors is murdered. Beings like YOU start Facebook groups "praying" for Barack Obama to be killed. "...rise up and wipe you all off our planet"? Indeed.

Creatures like you do not know the first thing about the foundation of the religion you claim to follow. So, tell you what, you "holy" MOTHER, why don't you find yourself a nice quiet corner, crack open a BIBLE, and find you some JESUS! 'Til then, BACK UP OFFA THIS!

Jeremy

Jeremy in Manchester, Lancashire, UK

I noticed on that little yellow telly of yours you have some rather offensive music, and yet there's also Christian music to be found on the same device. Rather mind boggling isn't it?

You seem to be making reference to the music video widget on the GimmeYourHand.com main site. Donnie did not personally select every song on there. There is a mix of all kinds of music because we have visitors from all over the world stopping by, and everyone's taste is different. For example, Donnie enjoys listening to MXPX, Queen, and KC And The Sunshine band, and you enjoy... sex with small rodents. Wanker.

Johnny

Johnny in Nashville, TN

I don't know if you're one to give advice on relationships but I'm having problems with my old lady. How do you suppose I spice up our love life?

Donnie is assuming by "old lady" you mean your horse or some other barnyard animal. Now, Donnie has been known to swing a whole lotta different ways, but getting busy with a living slab of bacon isn't one of them. Maybe try getting a new saddle, or some fresh slop or something. Or, if you're getting really desperate, wait for your "old lady" to get her head stuck in a fence. Then it's OPEN SEASON! YEEEE-HAW!

Mr. Blood

Mr. Blood  Location: "Don't you wish you knew."

I am coming for you, Donnie Kendall.

Of course you are. Just like every other guy that thinks of Donnie. The only problem is, you misspelled "coming". You meant to spell it with a "u".

Look, you jacked-up freaky b*stard. If you think you're going to frighten Donnie with your idle threats and your spooky red font, you're not. Donnie has flushed bigger, meaner, more intimidating things down his toilet than you. And you know what? They smelled nicer too. So take your little top hat, and your lame Jack The Ripper cloak back to the Halloween store, and exchange it for a Miracle Ear. Crank that "sumb*tch" to "10" and listen close: Donnie's not a-scared of you, and there's no way in hell Donnie's Security Posse will even let you near the same time zone as him. So back off, Lady britches. The only thing scary around here is all the "Donnie Sexy".

Brandon

Brandon in Iowa

Dude. My girl moved in with me a few months ago and now she's spending tons of money getting her hair and nails done and she expects me to pay for it. I'm running out of cash bro! Now she wants to plan a day at a spa! How do I stop all this?

Well, you could try growing some balls. You know, the things most men have that sort of dangle there between your legs that allow you to say words such as, "STOP IT, HO!" or "PACK YOUR SH*T AND GO!" or Donnie's favorite, "LEAVE YOUR MONEY ON THE NIGHT STAND AND GET OUT!" See, you expect Donnie to help you keep your tramp in line, but if you were a real man, you wouldn't let her walk all over you. If you're worried about your booby have-er spending all of your cash at the spa, save yourself a few bucks and send her to Donnie. Donnie will give her a facial, free of charge.

"Aaaarrrrggh! Who's an ANGRY PIRATE?"

Ramon

Ramon in San Diego, California

I just got me a Toyota Prius last year and haven't had any problems with it and I want to keep it but people saying it's a death trap with all the brakes failing. What you think Donnie? Ditch it or keep it?

In a recent commercial, a Toyota "salesman" looks into the camera and says, "Thank you for standing beside us." Well, Donnie sure as hell ain't going to stand in front of you! And what? Get run-down by an out-of-control mechanical nugget? No thanks. You do what you want to there, Skippy, but if you decide to keep that thing, shoot Donnie a warning before plowing through his neighborhood.

Faygo Juggalo

"Faygo Juggalo" In Pawlet, Vermont

When you were in wrestling did you ever see midgets fight? I saw a midget once and I laffed my ass off.

The correct term is "little person" or "dwarf". Don't you know it's not polite to insult people, you dripping sack of monkey splooge? If you really want to laugh at a "midget", take a gander at the one down the front of your pants.

"I served with the Juggalos, I knew the Juggalos, the Juggalos

were friends of mine. Sir, you're no Juggalo."

Stacy

Stacy In Grand Rapids, Michigan

I knew you from MySpace and I thought I remember something about your stage name being a tribute to Bobby Kendall who was the main character in an underground gay film from the 60s. Is there any truth to that?

Stacy, you are referring to Bobby Kendall from the movie "Pink Narcissus" (James Bidgood, 1971). In that movie, Bobby played a street hustler that was extremely attractive and in love with himself. Obviously, Donnie can relate quite well to Bobby. (Except for the street hustler part.) So your answer is... well... you can't expect a boy to give away all his secrets now, can you?