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<img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I have a problem with my kid wanting to much attention from me constantly telling me look at my pictures I drew look at my racecar tracks I build lets color!!! lmao He annoying as hell always talking thru my shows. Im a single mom he a only child my gf said she shut her kid up with some games What games would be good for a 6 year old and do I need a Wii or playstation be better? Needing some help<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> fr!!!</span> What to do Donnie???</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The kid didn't ask to be here. But now that he is, treat him right. Teach him well. Basically, help him become the opposite of everything you turned out to be. </span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>I did an image search for wrestlers named Donnie because my son is named Donnie and he wrestles in college at the university of </b><span style="font-size: x-small;">[removed for submitter's privacy]</span><b>. I found pics of him and also you! You look just like my son! And I read on this site that you also were a wrestler! What are the odds of two boys named Donnie who wrestle and look almost identical?? I just had to tell you. Have a blessed day!</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>First off Thomas, it appears the schooling you've receive has done wonders for your English and punctuation skills. Good for you! Second, there are some misconceptions out there about "camel toes", so allow Donnie to break it down for you. A "camel toe" is the disturbing bulge created when a female wears extremely tight pants. When a man squeezes his chubby dumplins into a tight pair of thigh huggers, the end result is known as a "moose knuckle". Lastly, and most importantly, some advice: DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE MOOSE KNUCKLE, EVER. The only thing worse than having a teacher sporting a detailed man bulge, is being known as the kid who was checkin' it out. Pfft. "Sherwood". Indeed.</b></span><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100588882702307990.post-67395209248544679782012-02-23T16:33:00.001-08:002012-02-23T16:33:59.392-08:00Katelyn<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Katelyn In San Francisco, California</span></div><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">By the way, Rex says no way, no how. But if you ask Viral Jay or Mr. Blood, they may shoot you photos of the ol' wang doodles. Better yet, stop asking for naughty pics, and just sit on your washing machine for a while. The spin cycle might tickle your giblets.</span></b></div>
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EmNKhjzREck/Twypb-AXZWI/AAAAAAAAAX4/1TR5MLvOJR4/s1600/Dame+Edna.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EmNKhjzREck/Twypb-AXZWI/AAAAAAAAAX4/1TR5MLvOJR4/s400/Dame+Edna.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-small;">The only true Dame from Australia.</span></div><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe8EFOzI/AAAAAAAAAIM/44aMUkB0fOU/line-divider.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100588882702307990.post-1837518166652695262011-04-11T02:02:00.000-07:002011-04-11T02:15:59.549-07:00Sharon<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Sharon In Lexington, Kentucky</span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">As a lesbian I cannot express the joy I feel when I read your response to homophobic comments left on this website. It's not often that you see people throw tact out the window when dealing with such hateful ideals spewing from uneducated minds. I am not suggesting that people who are against alternative lifestyles are stupid. I am saying they draw a conclusion before educating themselves on the people they so despise. It is very common for people who are pro LGBT to respond in a passive way as to not rock the boat. I want to thank you and everyone else at your website for being a voice for those who are afraid to speak a word in their own defense even though it is not always the popular thing to do.</span></b></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donnie has been going against the grain his entire life. Common sense is more important than what's "popular". A straight person is entitled to pass judgment on a gay person? That doesn't make a damn bit of sense. To everyone who is afraid of being who you are because of what others might think, SCREW 'EM! A life lived for someone else is a life wasted. If someone tells you you're wrong, or you're going to hell for feelings you did not choose to have, stop pussyfootin' and stand up for yourself. People mistake kindness for weakness, so push back. Do not allow anyone to make you feel like you are second-rate. Never apologize for who you are, and never feel like God loves you any less. Whether you're in the closet or livin' out loud, </span><i style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">LIVE</i><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">.</span></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><b>If you are gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender, and are struggling with depression or in need of support or information, you can call the GLBT National Help Center at 1-888-843-4564. Or visit their website at <a href="http://www.glnh.org/">www.glnh.org</a>. </b></div><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe8EFOzI/AAAAAAAAAIM/44aMUkB0fOU/line-divider.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100588882702307990.post-21996039679381201962011-03-30T04:20:00.000-07:002011-04-11T00:50:21.312-07:00Larry<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Larry Branson In Calgary, Alberta</span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Don't take offense or anything but are the questions on here real or just made up for entertaining people? If this is real what can people win in the ("Sweet Prize") drawing? Thank you.</span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donnie gets this question a lot, Larry. Because of this, Donnie has decided to actually show a screen shot of your email as it appeared in Donnie's inbox. Now why don't you do Donnie a "solid", and confirm that this is indeed your message, and you are a real person who is freezing his nuts off in Canada right now? Hopefully that puts an end to the question of legitimacy, and everyone can rest assured that Donnie is verbally abusing REAL people who are content to lie there and take it.</span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">And now, <i>ABOOT</i> the prizes. Up until now, the Sweet Prizes given away to lucky submitters have been surprises. They can range from gift cards to tee shirts, video games, DVDs or Blu-rays, collectible items from Donnie's personal stash, etc. Soon, Donnie may allow Prize winners to choose an item from from a selection showcased here on Straight Shootin'. But that showcase is something for the future. As for now, the Prizes will be a surprise of Donnie's choosing. Even though The Donnie can sometimes be sour, the Prizes are always Sweet. Just Donnie's little way of saying "Here you go. Now off you f**k."</span></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I have a huge cock that reaches past my knees.</span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Wonderful. Bend it backwards and go f**k yourself.</span></b></div><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe8EFOzI/AAAAAAAAAIM/44aMUkB0fOU/line-divider.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100588882702307990.post-16696958379664494382011-03-21T00:15:00.000-07:002011-03-21T00:15:54.023-07:00Aaron<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Aaron in West Bloomfield, Michigan</span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">How many girls have you slept with?</span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The fun is not in how many females Donnie has slept with, but rather how many females WANT to sleep with Donnie, yet get denied. At this point, that number has to be in the millions... give or take a hussy.</span></b></div><br />
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<img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Jacob from Seatle, WA</span></div>
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<img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">After looking at your photos I'm pretty sure I can take you.</span></b></div>
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<img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You can take Donnie anywhere as long as you're payin' for gas, there, Toots. But if you're trying to say you can beat Donnie in a fight, be warned: Donnie is 100% pure, Grade-A, Prime BAD-ASSERY. You should probably just stay home and thump your dummy to an "Ultimate Fighter" marathon.</span></b></div>
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*This question was randomly selected to win the SWEET PRIZE! The submitter will receive a $25 gas card, and a framed, personally autographed 8x10 glossy photo of Donnie Kendall smiling a big toothy grin whilst giving "the bird". Congrats, Jacob!</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100588882702307990.post-60553420293723395702011-02-22T12:00:00.000-08:002011-02-22T12:00:09.034-08:00Timothy<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Timothy Hendricks in Beulah, ND</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Back when you wrote your Straight Shooting blog for (another website), I sent you a comment about playing D&D and you called me a loser. I wanted to let you know I am not a loser. My mother raised me and two other siblings by herself and put us through college on her own. I am going to earn a degree in engineering and all you do is insult people behind a computer screen. I ask you who is the loser and who is the winner here?</b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Well Tim, it sounds as though your mom is the winner, not you. See, the difference between you and Donnie is, Donnie's earned everything he has because he had to rely on himself to get it. Donnie worked hard for it. You should come visit Donnie in the real world someday, where people are proud of accomplishments that they earn on their own, instead of having things handed to them by hard working people who are already stretched too thin.</span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You should do something special for your mom. It sounds like she's your Angel on Earth. Hell, if you were Donnie's kid, he would have wrapped you in a gently soiled feminine napkin and flushed you like an expired goldfish. And by the way, Donnie called you a nerd, not a loser. Now don't you feel stupid.</span></b></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hello. Do hell exist and if yes what is it like?</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hello right back at you, Huayna. Yes, hell exists. It's a dreadfully awful place full of suffering, torture, and cruelty. The surroundings there are drained of all beauty. It's depressing and scary all at once. If you were to spend a mere moment there, you would ask yourself, "What did I do to deserve this?" It's a lot like Michigan, only not quite as bad.</span></b></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hi hun! I use to read your straight shootin blog all the time on myspace. Why did you move it??</b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Well Marie, Donnie removed his blog from MySpace because he will not allow anyone to censor him. The little thumb-suckers over there kept deleting Donnie's content, and threatening to ban him for being "inappropriate". Donnie told them to stuff it, and moved to GimmeYourHand.com where he belongs. Funny... shortly after Donnie pulls his blog from that social network, thousands of people leave them as well. Now MySpace is trying to desperately re-invent themselves to bring people back. Coincidence? Donnie thinks not. </b></div><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe8EFOzI/AAAAAAAAAIM/44aMUkB0fOU/line-divider.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100588882702307990.post-33528366861409354842011-01-16T14:43:00.000-08:002011-01-16T14:43:15.611-08:00Tristan<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Tristan in Chesapeake, VA</span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I seen you like old games and wrestling. If you like wrestling games play me on svr (SmackDown vs Raw) 2011 in the royal rumble I can take on 11 other live players and I can't be beat by no one. Unless your to old to be schooled in new school. LAWL! Text me at </span></b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">[</span></span><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">content removed for Tristan's privacy and safety</span></span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">]</span></span><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> and prepare to cry to your mommy!</span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Lawl"? Poor dear. You're either laughing a whole lot, or you have typing turrets. Look, Squirt. Donnie's been spankin' snot-nosed bed wetters in wrestling games long before you were a clumsy tadpole floppin' from nut to nut in your daddy's coin purse. Saying you'll beat Donnie in a wrestling game is like saying you will someday experience the intimate company of a woman. And we both know that ain't happening.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What is your biggest dream and your worst nightmare? Mine is telling the girl in my class that I like her and find out she likes me back and the nightmare is being eaten by a shark.</span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Wow, Jared. You're stupid. You would waste your biggest dream on some grade-school hussy? Learn this now, and learn this well: NEVER go chasing after skirts. Make the hos chase YOU. You're young, and Donnie just gave you the secret that most bums spend a lifetime trying to discover, so use it.</span></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">On to your question. Donnie's worst nightmare would probably have something to do with sitting through a Ben Affleck movie, and as for Donnie's greatest dream? That would be you being eaten by a shark.</span></b></div><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe8EFOzI/AAAAAAAAAIM/44aMUkB0fOU/line-divider.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100588882702307990.post-78672142486503865702010-12-30T20:38:00.000-08:002010-12-30T20:38:21.944-08:00Amy<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Amy In Clio, MI</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hey there sexy! I like to party and get a little crazy now and then. No one can please a man like I can. I've seen and done it all! You seem like a wild guy though, so if we ever hook up what could you possibly do to shock me?</b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Well, Amy, you sound like a complete whore. Donnie actually "hooking up" with some cheap, $2 broad like yourself would be enough to shock anyone. Just so we're clear, Donnie would never "hook up" or "get wild" with you. EVER. So go ahead and choke that down, tramp.</b></div><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe8EFOzI/AAAAAAAAAIM/44aMUkB0fOU/line-divider.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100588882702307990.post-44002704806936113012010-12-16T08:53:00.000-08:002010-12-16T09:05:10.254-08:00Skyler<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Skyler in Ashton, MO</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b>Well, Skyler, of course Donnie believes in Santa. That chump owes Donnie money. He has quite a gambling problem, never turns down a rum and Coke, and loves stuffin' whores like a Christmas goose... but that's a whole 'nother story.</b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>In the matter of the sweetest Christmas present, when Donnie was five years old, Ol' St. Nick brought Donnie his very first mirror. That is truly the gift that keeps on giving, if you catch what Donnie's heaving. See, most people don't get squat from Santa on Christmas day unless they've been good all year. Donnie is the exception. Santa likes it when Donnie is naughty. After all, when Donnie is good, he's <i>AMAZING</i>. When Donnie's bad... he's even <i>BETTER</i>.</b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><br />
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<img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Well, if you think you have what it takes to remain conscious after taking a swing at Donnie, BRING IT, SALLY! And Donnie's not hard to find. He'll be the one you're trying to go down on when your friends aren't looking. </span></b></div>
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*This question was randomly chosen to win the SWEET PRIZE! Rather than the original SWEET PRIZE of a new Nintendo Wii prize package, Donnie Kendall made the executive decision to instead award this submitter a new GAY PRIDE TEE-SHIRT! Congrats, Darien!</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100588882702307990.post-65121428599431318392010-10-21T22:10:00.000-07:002010-10-21T22:11:18.858-07:00Teddy<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Teddy (Location Unknown) </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">After reading your posts I have to say you are the only one on this damn site (GimmeYourHand.com) that is half way tolerable. I'm digging the attitude keep it up.</span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You actually think Donnie gives two plops of donkey shart what you think? Obviously, Donnie is the hottest thing going at Gimme Your Hand Entertainment. He doesn't need brown nosing numb-nuts like you to point it out. Nice name, by the way. Teddy. It sounds like a 1980's yuppie that drives around in an over-priced sports car to make up for his lack of penis. </span></b></div><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe8EFOzI/AAAAAAAAAIM/44aMUkB0fOU/line-divider.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100588882702307990.post-33184154347605417592010-04-28T01:29:00.000-07:002010-09-27T01:57:55.877-07:00Anonymous Chick<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe6s-bVI/AAAAAAAAAII/8vP89dQ0VKY/Following-Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Name And Location Withheld By Request</span></div><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Donnie is assuming you want to know how tall he is. Donnie is five feet, nine inches tall. Or maybe you're a total whore, and you're talking dirty. In that case, let's just say Donnie makes Entyze's "Smiling Bob" cry like an inadequate baby... much like your inadequate husband cries when he has to bump your proverbial "ugly".</b></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xiGt6lNI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/LfS1XOAdTmA/Question.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Not sure if this is a good place to ask this but I get a kick out of making boys blush so here it goes, my boyfriend is too small to satisfy me. I can never feel anything at all! How do I break it to him? Should I just buy him some pills or a pump for our anniversary?</span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xelXYhdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/04Si4qVWLq0/Donnies-Response.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">First off, Donnie is not a boy. He's all man. Second, if "blush" is secret code for "vomit violently", then I'm sure you get that reaction from men a lot. Look, Donnie is willing to bet the problem isn't your man. It's </span><i style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">you</i><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">. Even a mighty oak appears small when it's growing in the bottom of the Grand Canyon. If you can't feel anything, it's probably because your "tour bus" had a big, fat, floppy blow-out. Try making it smaller. Go squeeze a lemon on it, Sascrotch.</span></b></div><img alt="" border="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_BqABtQklsgc/TA_xe8EFOzI/AAAAAAAAAIM/44aMUkB0fOU/line-divider.png" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6