Cathy

Cathy In Mountian View, California

Not sure if this is a good place to ask this but I get a kick out of making boys blush so here it goes, my boyfriend is too small to satisfy me. I can never feel anything at all! How do I break it to him? Should I just buy him some pills or a pump for our anniversary?

First off, Donnie is not a boy. He's all man. Second, if "blush" is secret code for "vomit violently", then I'm sure you get that reaction from men a lot. Look, Donnie is willing to bet the problem isn't your man. It's you. Even a mighty oak appears small when it's growing in the bottom of the Grand Canyon. If you can't feel anything, it's probably because your "tour bus" had a big, fat, floppy blow-out. Try making it smaller. Go squeeze a lemon on it, Sascrotch.