Cathy

Cathy In Mountian View, California



Not sure if this is a good place to ask this but I get a kick out of making boys blush so here it goes, my boyfriend is too small to satisfy me. I can never feel anything at all! How do I break it to him? Should I just buy him some pills or a pump for our anniversary?

First off, Donnie is not a boy. He's all man. Second, if "blush" is secret code for "vomit violently", then I'm sure you get that reaction from men a lot. Look, Donnie is willing to bet the problem isn't your man. It's you. Even a mighty oak appears small when it's growing in the bottom of the Grand Canyon. If you can't feel anything, it's probably because your "tour bus" had a big, fat, floppy blow-out. Try making it smaller. Go squeeze a lemon on it, Sascrotch.

6 comments:

Tina said...

Not very nice but I'm LMAO! I never herd it called a tour bus before.

Tina said...

Ummmm question for you. Why does my avatar when I leave comments look like an angry olive? d:

Roger said...

Damn bro you are a dick!

Roger #2 said...

Well Roger #1 you know what they say, you are what you eat.

Donnie Kendall said...

@Roger #2-
Wouldn't that make you... your mom?

Anonymous said...

whys my gf sending u qu3sti0ns?

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