In the matter of the sweetest Christmas present, when Donnie was five years old, Ol' St. Nick brought Donnie his very first mirror. That is truly the gift that keeps on giving, if you catch what Donnie's heaving. See, most people don't get squat from Santa on Christmas day unless they've been good all year. Donnie is the exception. Santa likes it when Donnie is naughty. After all, when Donnie is good, he's AMAZING. When Donnie's bad... he's even BETTER.
Merry Christmas, turd.
2 comments:
not kosher man. little kids might read that.
You're right, Chad. Donnie should have added more swears, and a photo of Kris Kringle face-humping an elf. Eh, there's always next year.
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