Justin

Justin In Cincinnati, Ohio

Hi Donnie I'm Justin from Cincinnati and I'm 9 (years old). I get teased a lot because my family is on welfare and my brother and sister and I have to wear used clothes. I was also born with a cleft palate and no one wants to be friends with me because I'm different. How do I get people to like me and see that I'm funny and nice? Also I think your website is funny. You have made me laugh so much! Thanks. :-)

Justin, in your lifetime, people will judge you. They will have their minds made up about you before they even speak a word to you. The constant effort to show your true self will only turn you bitter. In the end, you will realize their opinions do not matter. They do not matter. It is best to make peace with the only two beings that do matter - your God, and yourself.

Embrace your uniqueness. There are people in this world who love you for who you are, and for what your heart and mind have to offer. Those are the people who have your back when you need someone the most. Cherish them. By the way, you are always welcome here... you should just ask your parents first!

Manda And The Boy Wonder

Manda And The Boy Wonder via Gimme Your Hand Entertainment FORUM

MANDA:
I read articles from you before and you really like talking about your wang-dang, lol. But when are we going to see the goods?? What are the chances of Rex and Donnie giving the girls something to look at?? <3


The Boy Wonder:     
[sic] hay donnie r u or ne1 else at ur website going 2 post naked pics of ppl? like have an adult section? and how cum ur site says its not censered but u censered teh word f*** in ur wtc post? that rex guy says f*** all the time and doesnt censer it.

Manda, sweetie, you sound like an over-sexed pile of lust... but in a slutty kind of way. Of course Donnie talks about his danglin' man fruit. If you had a child, and you were really proud of the creature, wouldn't you want to brag about him / her / it? As far as showing you "the goods", forget it. The power of the Donnie Peen is much too strong for you, grasshopper. Keep on truckin'.   

Boy Wonder, you need a dictionary, a thesaurus, and some straight-up school learnin'. Trying to read your messages makes Donnie go cross-eyed, and want to break your face. First off, GimmeYourHand.com isn't a censored site. We have the freedom to do whatever we want there. Donnie chooses to do things his own way, and if Donnie doesn't want to use an "F" bomb, he won't. If Donnie wants to censor YOUR "F" bombs, he will. (And he did.) If you and Manda want to ask Rex a question about how he conducts himself, or if he will grant the pleasure of flashing you his hog, talk to him about it, not Donnie. To answer your porno question, no. There are no plans to add an adult section to the website that features graphic nudity. So, maybe you need to take a cold shower, or shake the seed from your ever-throbbing what-not without the visual aid of naughty bits.

ADDITIONAL NOTE: Donnie has been sent a few pictures from people who claim they found some dirty pics of Donnie on adult websites. Most of the guys in the pics look nothing like Donnie. Let's get this straight for the last time. Donnie is NOT a member of ANY adult sites, and does NOT post or share naked photos of himself with ANYONE. STOP sending Donnie pictures of naked dudes while claiming that they are him. They are NOT.

Donnie doesn't even own a phone like that.

Kevin

Kevin (Location Unknown)

You must have girls all over you because women can't resist an asshole.

Apparently, neither can your thumb.

Savannah

Savannah (Location Unknown) 

* The following comment was left as feedback for an article published here: DONNIE RANTS *

how dare you insult people like myself and christianity in general by calling us pathetic losers!! homosexuality is a sin and gay people will all taste the fires of hell. my hope is that you people change your wicked ways or else the pure rise up and wipe you all off our planet. i'll be praying for you and i will also be waiting for an apology

How cute. Some dizzy broad with a porn star name is lecturing Donnie About morals. And a APOLOGY? From DONNIE?  *giggle*  You would sooner see a CINCO DE MAYO festival sponsored by the state of ARIZONA before you'd ever get an apology from Donnie.

Let's get this straight, dunce. Donnie NEVER insulted Christianity. The biggest insult to Christianity is people like you who spread hate and intolerance, yet refer to yourselves as "Christians". Christianity is supposed to be a religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ - a man who was full of love and forgiveness. Folks like YOU condemn the acts of abortion doctors, yet "rejoice" when one of those doctors is murdered. Beings like YOU start Facebook groups "praying" for Barack Obama to be killed. "...rise up and wipe you all off our planet"? Indeed.

Creatures like you do not know the first thing about the foundation of the religion you claim to follow. So, tell you what, you "holy" MOTHER, why don't you find yourself a nice quiet corner, crack open a BIBLE, and find you some JESUS! 'Til then, BACK UP OFFA THIS!

Johnny

Johnny in Nashville, TN

I don't know if you're one to give advice on relationships but I'm having problems with my old lady. How do you suppose I spice up our love life?

Donnie is assuming by "old lady" you mean your horse or some other barnyard animal. Now, Donnie has been known to swing a whole lotta different ways, but getting busy with a living slab of bacon isn't one of them. Maybe try getting a new saddle, or some fresh slop or something. Or, if you're getting really desperate, wait for your "old lady" to get her head stuck in a fence. Then it's OPEN SEASON! YEEEE-HAW!

Robert

Robert In Chicago, Illinois
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You ever play any online games like WOW? I been playing for a while now and I'm on a new server. It's  *expletive*  sick! I could show you how to get all kinds of wicked  *expletive* ! To join my guild, go to (Donnie doesn't give a crap.) Hope to see you there!

Donnie didn't understand a word of your comment. Apparently, Donnie doesn't speak fluent "Loser". Now run along, little nerdling, and stuff that  *expletive*  game up your  *expletive*  until the  *expletive*  breaks off.

Brandon

Brandon in Iowa

Dude. My girl moved in with me a few months ago and now she's spending tons of money getting her hair and nails done and she expects me to pay for it. I'm running out of cash bro! Now she wants to plan a day at a spa! How do I stop all this?

Well, you could try growing some balls. You know, the things most men have that sort of dangle there between your legs that allow you to say words such as, "STOP IT, HO!" or "PACK YOUR SH*T AND GO!" or Donnie's favorite, "LEAVE YOUR MONEY ON THE NIGHT STAND AND GET OUT!" See, you expect Donnie to help you keep your tramp in line, but if you were a real man, you wouldn't let her walk all over you. If you're worried about your booby have-er spending all of your cash at the spa, save yourself a few bucks and send her to Donnie. Donnie will give her a facial, free of charge.

"Aaaarrrrggh! Who's an ANGRY PIRATE?"

Ramon

Ramon in San Diego, California

I just got me a Toyota Prius last year and haven't had any problems with it and I want to keep it but people saying it's a death trap with all the brakes failing. What you think Donnie? Ditch it or keep it?

In a recent commercial, a Toyota "salesman" looks into the camera and says, "Thank you for standing beside us." Well, Donnie sure as hell ain't going to stand in front of you! And what? Get run-down by an out-of-control mechanical nugget? No thanks. You do what you want to there, Skippy, but if you decide to keep that thing, shoot Donnie a warning before plowing through his neighborhood.

Faygo Juggalo

"Faygo Juggalo" In Pawlet, Vermont

When you were in wrestling did you ever see midgets fight? I saw a midget once and I laffed my ass off.

The correct term is "little person" or "dwarf". Don't you know it's not polite to insult people, you dripping sack of monkey splooge? If you really want to laugh at a "midget", take a gander at the one down the front of your pants.

"I served with the Juggalos, I knew the Juggalos, the Juggalos

were friends of mine. Sir, you're no Juggalo."

Stacy

Stacy In Grand Rapids, Michigan

I knew you from MySpace and I thought I remember something about your stage name being a tribute to Bobby Kendall who was the main character in an underground gay film from the 60s. Is there any truth to that?

Stacy, you are referring to Bobby Kendall from the movie "Pink Narcissus" (James Bidgood, 1971). In that movie, Bobby played a street hustler that was extremely attractive and in love with himself. Obviously, Donnie can relate quite well to Bobby. (Except for the street hustler part.) So your answer is... well... you can't expect a boy to give away all his secrets now, can you?

The Prevert

"The Prevert" in Illinois

Donnie, In your last blog the one about gay marriage with all the pictures that last picture is of Batman and Robin. Have you noticed that Robins junk is bigger then Batman's junk?

Donnie didn't pay attention to Robin's Baloney Pony. Honestly, Donnie has never been impressed with any other dude's "junk yard". Maybe that's because when compared to Donnie, all other men seem to be hung like infants. Female infants. The phrase "size isn't important" is usually uttered by either desperate, lonely women, or guys who's meat rockets resemble a frightened turtle. Truth be told, Robin is just extremely aroused at the thought of being on Donnie's... website. After all, not only can Donnie wow the broads, but he has been known to make even "straight" guy's pants fit a little tighter.